SEA FOOD SNIFFERS---MEN NEED NOT APPLY

Sea Food SNIFFERS-----MEN NEED NOT APPLY

I'm bugged by the fact that the government is hiring men to sniff sea food.All women know that men can't smell!

Has anyone ever met a man that could sniff out something burning in the oven? A garbage bag would walk out itself before waiting for a man to remove it. Smelly socks would become mumified to the floor before a guy would know the difference. If a man can't smell a dirty diaper that was duck taped to his nose how is he able to sniff a miniscule amount of oil in a two hundred pound tuna?

Lets hire women to do the job right. a woman's nose is reliable. If she can sniff out a liar, a troublemaker or a husband stealer one hundred miles away she sure can sniff out a grouper laden with oil.

I know President Obama has a lot on his plate,but he needs to rethink the qualifications for this position and hire women. Lets get this job done right!