I'm bugged by male drivers. Men are all delusional. They believe every other driver on the face of the earth was placed there by the devil to tale gate them for the rest of their lives.
Men never watch the road ahead. That's because they are to busy being terrorized by that eternal driver in the rear view mirror that is poised to drive up their butts the minute they let their guard down. The only time they show any concern for what's ahead of them is when the scenery is worth gawking at. Scenery worth gawking at is tall blonde, wearing a bikini and cooking a hot dog on a stick.
Men just have to many bad habits . They need to quit driving where there aren't any lanes and blowing their horns for the fun of it,and it would be really great if they would quit using red lights to excavate their nasal passages.
I'm not for taking away male rights. I just think women have taken the rap for smashed up bumpers and caved in trunks for to long. Men should just stick to things they can handle like weed whackers,grocery carts and lawnmowers.
Men can't even navigate a parking place safely. The only parking place I've seen them in is wedged up against the door of the neighborhood Seven Eleven.
If men won't turn their licenses in voluntarily we need to coerce them off the highways. How long will they be able to tolerate intelligent driving? How long will they be able to tolerate sharing the road with all us ladies following the rules? If that doesn't work we can scare them to death by demanding they stop and ask for directions. Trust me ,death will win that battle every time. Men have their nitches in this world but driving is not one of them. Keep up the good work ladies. I know we can do it.
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