Thursday, August 26, 2010

KIDS THAT AREN'T POTTY TRAINED

When it comes to potty training kids are smarter than most of the parents. Today's theory is that kids give parents a signal when they think THEY are ready to introduce their little butts to a potty. It seems to me parents aren't getting the signal. I recently saw a kid squatting on the floor ,grunting and pointing to his diaper trying to hint to his clueless parents that something was "going on" down there that required attention.

I've seen kids dragging boxes of Pampers to their parents asking for a refill. I've seen kids at checkouts buying those "Big Boy Pants" to take home to their unable to get the point moms. Whats wrong with these so called adults?

We need to get some common sense here.Introduce the child's butt to a pot before he is old enough to go to Harvard. Books are heavy enough without asking him to tuck a box of diapers in his book bag.

Kids are a lot brighter than modern day parents think. Look at that "wise-Butt"kid that sells E-Trade on TV. He is sitting on a plane with a drink in his hand and has the gall to be wearing a diaper. How about all those kids on TV making money by doing that "Potty-Dance"? Does anyone think that maybe their parents should be shuffling down to Walmart to get them a gizmo called a potty-chair?

Its time you parents wake up. Toilet training isn't that hard. Give it a try!

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